omegle, greatest site ever

omegle is gnarly. you get to chat anonymously with other people, who are complete strangers.

heres a fucking SICK example of a chat I had tonight.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: SUP BRAH

Stranger: CHILLIN

You: YA RLY?

Stranger: WHAT YOU SAYIN

You: WAT U THINK IM SAYIN BRAH

Stranger: I THINK YOUR TALKIN SHIT

You: WOAH BRAH

Stranger: JUST PLAYING PLAYA

You: ID NEVER TALK SHIT TO YOU!

You: YOURE MY BRAH

Stranger: ALRIGHT RESPECT

You: OH FO SHO BRAH

You: FIST BUMP?

Stranger: BAM

You: RIGHT BACK ATCHA BRAH

Stranger: FKN SWEET DUDE

You: HELL YEA ITS SWEET BRAH!

You: DUDE WANNA HEAR A SICK STORY?

Stranger: YOU FUCKIN KNO I DO

You: ALRIGHT

You: SO I WAS RAILIN THIS CHICK

You: AND HER SISTER WALKS IN

You: SO IM ALL LIKE "WANNA JOIN"

You: AND SHE FUCKING DID BRAH!

You: SHIT WAS SO CASH

You: I FELT SO FUCKIGN MONEY AT THAT MOMENT BRAH

Stranger: NO WAY, THATS FKN MONEY

You: I FUCKIN KNOW BRAH

Stranger: THEY BOTH FKN MINT?

You: ANYTHING THAT SICK EVER HAPPEN TO YOU BRAH?

You: OF COURSE THEY WERE BOTH MINT, IM NOT A FUCKING IDIOT

Stranger: THATS KILLA

You: THE CHICK IS LIKE 17 AND HER SISTER IS 15

You: BOTH SUPER HT

You: HOT

Stranger: OH PROPER

You: HELL YEAH

You: YOU GOT ANY GOOD STORIES BRAH?

Stranger: NOTHING LIKE THAT CRAZY

You: OH COME ON

You: DONT HOLD OUT ON ME BRAH

You: I KNOW YOU JUST AS CRAZY AS ME BRAH

Stranger: BUT I SMOKED A JAY WITH THIS ONE HOT BITCH THAT HAD A BF FOR A YEAR AND ENDED UP FUCKING HER AT THE PARK WE BUNNED AT, AT LIKE 3AM, ON FKN SLIDES AND SWINGS N SHIT

Stranger: I FELT PRETTY GOOD BOUT MYSELF

You: OH SHIT!

You: THATS FUCKING MONEY AS HELL

You: BIG TITS BRAH?

Stranger: HOMAN, HUGE HANDFUL

You: DAMN!

You: IM GETTING JUICED JUST THINKING ABOUT IT BRAH

You: WOULDNT MIND RAILIN A CHICK RIGHT FUCKING NOW BRAH

Stranger: SHES ALL MOANING AND SHIT SO LOUD TOO HOUSES ALL ROUND

Stranger: YEAH MAN IM WITH YOU ON THAT OINE

You: ALRIGHT BRAH WELL IM OUTTIE

You: MY GIRL IS CALLIN

You: WE ARE GOING TO THE FUCKING CLUB TONIGHT

You: THEN IM GONNA GET FUCKING LAID AFTER

Stranger: DOPE, MAKE IT EPIC BRAH

You: FIST BUMP ME FOR GOOD LUCK BRAH

You: IM GONNA LOOK SO FUCKING MONEY, MAYBE ILL BRING HOME ANOTHER GIRL

Stranger: AHA THATS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR BRAH, KILL ITT

You: BAM BRAH

Stranger: BAM

You: THATS WHAT IM FUCKING TALKING ABOUT

You: NOW IM FUCKING JUICED

Stranger: NOW GO FUCK SOME SHIT UPPP

You: HELL YEAH

Stranger: YE!

You: LATER BRAH

Stranger: EASY DUDE

You: LOL SHITS GONNA BE SO CASH TONIGHT

You: FUCK YES!!!!!

You have disconnected.