Showing posts with label shit was so cash. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shit was so cash. Show all posts

Thursday, December 3, 2009

keeping up with the previous theme...

of newd dewds.

heres a quite revealing picture of kryger san.
who knows what (or who ;-) ) is under those sheets.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

omegle, greatest site ever

omegle is gnarly. you get to chat anonymously with other people, who are complete strangers.

heres a fucking SICK example of a chat I had tonight.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: SUP BRAH
Stranger: CHILLIN
You: YA RLY?
Stranger: WHAT YOU SAYIN
You: WAT U THINK IM SAYIN BRAH
Stranger: I THINK YOUR TALKIN SHIT
You: WOAH BRAH
Stranger: JUST PLAYING PLAYA
You: ID NEVER TALK SHIT TO YOU!
You: YOURE MY BRAH
Stranger: ALRIGHT RESPECT
You: OH FO SHO BRAH
You: FIST BUMP?
Stranger: BAM
You: RIGHT BACK ATCHA BRAH
Stranger: FKN SWEET DUDE
You: HELL YEA ITS SWEET BRAH!
You: DUDE WANNA HEAR A SICK STORY?
Stranger: YOU FUCKIN KNO I DO
You: ALRIGHT
You: SO I WAS RAILIN THIS CHICK
You: AND HER SISTER WALKS IN
You: SO IM ALL LIKE "WANNA JOIN"
You: AND SHE FUCKING DID BRAH!
You: SHIT WAS SO CASH
You: I FELT SO FUCKIGN MONEY AT THAT MOMENT BRAH
Stranger: NO WAY, THATS FKN MONEY
You: I FUCKIN KNOW BRAH
Stranger: THEY BOTH FKN MINT?
You: ANYTHING THAT SICK EVER HAPPEN TO YOU BRAH?
You: OF COURSE THEY WERE BOTH MINT, IM NOT A FUCKING IDIOT
Stranger: THATS KILLA
You: THE CHICK IS LIKE 17 AND HER SISTER IS 15
You: BOTH SUPER HT
You: HOT
Stranger: OH PROPER
You: HELL YEAH
You: YOU GOT ANY GOOD STORIES BRAH?
Stranger: NOTHING LIKE THAT CRAZY
You: OH COME ON
You: DONT HOLD OUT ON ME BRAH
You: I KNOW YOU JUST AS CRAZY AS ME BRAH
Stranger: BUT I SMOKED A JAY WITH THIS ONE HOT BITCH THAT HAD A BF FOR A YEAR AND ENDED UP FUCKING HER AT THE PARK WE BUNNED AT, AT LIKE 3AM, ON FKN SLIDES AND SWINGS N SHIT
Stranger: I FELT PRETTY GOOD BOUT MYSELF
You: OH SHIT!
You: THATS FUCKING MONEY AS HELL
You: BIG TITS BRAH?
Stranger: HOMAN, HUGE HANDFUL
You: DAMN!
You: IM GETTING JUICED JUST THINKING ABOUT IT BRAH
You: WOULDNT MIND RAILIN A CHICK RIGHT FUCKING NOW BRAH
Stranger: SHES ALL MOANING AND SHIT SO LOUD TOO HOUSES ALL ROUND
Stranger: YEAH MAN IM WITH YOU ON THAT OINE
You: ALRIGHT BRAH WELL IM OUTTIE
You: MY GIRL IS CALLIN
You: WE ARE GOING TO THE FUCKING CLUB TONIGHT
You: THEN IM GONNA GET FUCKING LAID AFTER
Stranger: DOPE, MAKE IT EPIC BRAH
You: FIST BUMP ME FOR GOOD LUCK BRAH
You: IM GONNA LOOK SO FUCKING MONEY, MAYBE ILL BRING HOME ANOTHER GIRL
Stranger: AHA THATS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR BRAH, KILL ITT
You: BAM BRAH
Stranger: BAM
You: THATS WHAT IM FUCKING TALKING ABOUT
You: NOW IM FUCKING JUICED
Stranger: NOW GO FUCK SOME SHIT UPPP
You: HELL YEAH
Stranger: YE!
You: LATER BRAH
Stranger: EASY DUDE
You: LOL SHITS GONNA BE SO CASH TONIGHT
You: FUCK YES!!!!!
You have disconnected.