Showing posts with label burke walking in rain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label burke walking in rain. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

way late on this one! arizona + recent occurances

personally i hate how fucked up uploading more than 5 pictures gets on blogger, but whatever. this isnt in any chronological order, which i would prefer, but im super dgaf.
tonis bitch ass passed out. this was like 2 hours before i had to leave.
"Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal." - The Situation
a disgrace to italian culture. im sorry melone.
burkes dumbass let us burn his chest hair as you saw in the video. heres a graphic photo taken after the events.
my crew whilst in az. missing quite a few people though. Left to right: Jeff, Larry, Aric, Kevin, Self, KRYGER, Tj-san. photo by tim ward.
Pat Burke Pt 1. This is way gnarlier than it looks in the video.
I really wanted these to come home with me, but i never met their rightful owner to make an offer to buy them. They fit sooo good and are super rad. Get at me if you see this whoever owns these.
what more do i have to say? I LUV EM
this guy took a break from my life and his job at 7-11 to take a trip to arics room.
Moes bitch ass sittin on my dick. this cat is way cooler than sebs bitch ass. seb is some dumbass cat that tjs bitch ass ex gf left him with. FUCK EM.
kryger is the greatest ever. he tailslid this gnarly thing multiple times.
what ruined wbb pt 1
what ruined wbb pt 2
what ruined wbb pt 3
Pat Burke (and Frecks!) Pt 2. Like I said, way gnarlier in person.
what ruined wbb pt 4
During my trip, we discovered wii swords. Now this game may seem childish at first, but it takes a lot of discipline to become one of the greatest. Kryger was truly a pioneer in the art of blocking and playing smart. We all laughed at him at first, but we eventually came to emulate his ways. (None of this is a joke by the way)
The master at work, Kryger taking down virtual opponents.
we went to the wedge, all that mattered to me was pop shop. Here was my haul. The root beer was the best of the bunch.
look closely at the antenna
this was my free drink on the flight to az. i got a tea. it was meh.
heres tj and sebs bitch ass. see above for the explanation of seb
i bought this board of brett reed, i fucking hate given and kris markovichs art, so i gave it a makeover, heres the results.
pecos, sick.
this car was outside of arics apartment like everyday. living in az is extremely scary.

Monday, December 21, 2009

hmmmm

i really try hard to not post burke facebook things, but this one is too good.
bullshit you didn't accidently take this!



Sunday, November 15, 2009

a post from scott

heres sag's contribution to the ongoing burke facebook idiocy

a continuation of what i previously posted.

a rousing game for gentlemen who enjoy trading stocks.

and of course he misinterprets everything mikey says.

Friday, November 13, 2009

god dammit

ANOTHER Burke facebook status.


this is some OG shit rahurrr.

Thursday, October 22, 2009

omegle, greatest site ever

omegle is gnarly. you get to chat anonymously with other people, who are complete strangers.

heres a fucking SICK example of a chat I had tonight.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: SUP BRAH
Stranger: CHILLIN
You: YA RLY?
Stranger: WHAT YOU SAYIN
You: WAT U THINK IM SAYIN BRAH
Stranger: I THINK YOUR TALKIN SHIT
You: WOAH BRAH
Stranger: JUST PLAYING PLAYA
You: ID NEVER TALK SHIT TO YOU!
You: YOURE MY BRAH
Stranger: ALRIGHT RESPECT
You: OH FO SHO BRAH
You: FIST BUMP?
Stranger: BAM
You: RIGHT BACK ATCHA BRAH
Stranger: FKN SWEET DUDE
You: HELL YEA ITS SWEET BRAH!
You: DUDE WANNA HEAR A SICK STORY?
Stranger: YOU FUCKIN KNO I DO
You: ALRIGHT
You: SO I WAS RAILIN THIS CHICK
You: AND HER SISTER WALKS IN
You: SO IM ALL LIKE "WANNA JOIN"
You: AND SHE FUCKING DID BRAH!
You: SHIT WAS SO CASH
You: I FELT SO FUCKIGN MONEY AT THAT MOMENT BRAH
Stranger: NO WAY, THATS FKN MONEY
You: I FUCKIN KNOW BRAH
Stranger: THEY BOTH FKN MINT?
You: ANYTHING THAT SICK EVER HAPPEN TO YOU BRAH?
You: OF COURSE THEY WERE BOTH MINT, IM NOT A FUCKING IDIOT
Stranger: THATS KILLA
You: THE CHICK IS LIKE 17 AND HER SISTER IS 15
You: BOTH SUPER HT
You: HOT
Stranger: OH PROPER
You: HELL YEAH
You: YOU GOT ANY GOOD STORIES BRAH?
Stranger: NOTHING LIKE THAT CRAZY
You: OH COME ON
You: DONT HOLD OUT ON ME BRAH
You: I KNOW YOU JUST AS CRAZY AS ME BRAH
Stranger: BUT I SMOKED A JAY WITH THIS ONE HOT BITCH THAT HAD A BF FOR A YEAR AND ENDED UP FUCKING HER AT THE PARK WE BUNNED AT, AT LIKE 3AM, ON FKN SLIDES AND SWINGS N SHIT
Stranger: I FELT PRETTY GOOD BOUT MYSELF
You: OH SHIT!
You: THATS FUCKING MONEY AS HELL
You: BIG TITS BRAH?
Stranger: HOMAN, HUGE HANDFUL
You: DAMN!
You: IM GETTING JUICED JUST THINKING ABOUT IT BRAH
You: WOULDNT MIND RAILIN A CHICK RIGHT FUCKING NOW BRAH
Stranger: SHES ALL MOANING AND SHIT SO LOUD TOO HOUSES ALL ROUND
Stranger: YEAH MAN IM WITH YOU ON THAT OINE
You: ALRIGHT BRAH WELL IM OUTTIE
You: MY GIRL IS CALLIN
You: WE ARE GOING TO THE FUCKING CLUB TONIGHT
You: THEN IM GONNA GET FUCKING LAID AFTER
Stranger: DOPE, MAKE IT EPIC BRAH
You: FIST BUMP ME FOR GOOD LUCK BRAH
You: IM GONNA LOOK SO FUCKING MONEY, MAYBE ILL BRING HOME ANOTHER GIRL
Stranger: AHA THATS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR BRAH, KILL ITT
You: BAM BRAH
Stranger: BAM
You: THATS WHAT IM FUCKING TALKING ABOUT
You: NOW IM FUCKING JUICED
Stranger: NOW GO FUCK SOME SHIT UPPP
You: HELL YEAH
Stranger: YE!
You: LATER BRAH
Stranger: EASY DUDE
You: LOL SHITS GONNA BE SO CASH TONIGHT
You: FUCK YES!!!!!
You have disconnected.

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Thursday, October 15, 2009

QUOTUBG BRUDDER

SONG LYRICS QUOTES ON BURKES STATUSES ARE OVER.

NOW JUST LEAVE "QUOTUBG" ON EVERYTHING HE DOES.

keep the spirit of annoying burke alive.

Sunday, October 4, 2009