a heart two sizes too small

whoever did this is truly a grinch...

a post from scott

heres sag's contribution to the ongoing burke facebook idiocy

a continuation of what i previously posted.

a rousing game for gentlemen who enjoy trading stocks.

and of course he misinterprets everything mikey says.

god dammit

ANOTHER Burke facebook status.

this is some OG shit rahurrr.

omegle, greatest site ever

omegle is gnarly. you get to chat anonymously with other people, who are complete strangers.

heres a fucking SICK example of a chat I had tonight.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: SUP BRAH

Stranger: CHILLIN

You: YA RLY?

Stranger: WHAT YOU SAYIN

You: WAT U THINK IM SAYIN BRAH

Stranger: I THINK YOUR TALKIN SHIT

You: WOAH BRAH

Stranger: JUST PLAYING PLAYA

You: ID NEVER TALK SHIT TO YOU!

You: YOURE MY BRAH

Stranger: ALRIGHT RESPECT

You: OH FO SHO BRAH

You: FIST BUMP?

Stranger: BAM

You: RIGHT BACK ATCHA BRAH

Stranger: FKN SWEET DUDE

You: HELL YEA ITS SWEET BRAH!

You: DUDE WANNA HEAR A SICK STORY?

Stranger: YOU FUCKIN KNO I DO

You: ALRIGHT

You: SO I WAS RAILIN THIS CHICK

You: AND HER SISTER WALKS IN

You: SO IM ALL LIKE "WANNA JOIN"

You: AND SHE FUCKING DID BRAH!

You: SHIT WAS SO CASH

You: I FELT SO FUCKIGN MONEY AT THAT MOMENT BRAH

Stranger: NO WAY, THATS FKN MONEY

You: I FUCKIN KNOW BRAH

Stranger: THEY BOTH FKN MINT?

You: ANYTHING THAT SICK EVER HAPPEN TO YOU BRAH?

You: OF COURSE THEY WERE BOTH MINT, IM NOT A FUCKING IDIOT

Stranger: THATS KILLA

You: THE CHICK IS LIKE 17 AND HER SISTER IS 15

You: BOTH SUPER HT

You: HOT

Stranger: OH PROPER

You: HELL YEAH

You: YOU GOT ANY GOOD STORIES BRAH?

Stranger: NOTHING LIKE THAT CRAZY

You: OH COME ON

You: DONT HOLD OUT ON ME BRAH

You: I KNOW YOU JUST AS CRAZY AS ME BRAH

Stranger: BUT I SMOKED A JAY WITH THIS ONE HOT BITCH THAT HAD A BF FOR A YEAR AND ENDED UP FUCKING HER AT THE PARK WE BUNNED AT, AT LIKE 3AM, ON FKN SLIDES AND SWINGS N SHIT

Stranger: I FELT PRETTY GOOD BOUT MYSELF

You: OH SHIT!

You: THATS FUCKING MONEY AS HELL

You: BIG TITS BRAH?

Stranger: HOMAN, HUGE HANDFUL

You: DAMN!

You: IM GETTING JUICED JUST THINKING ABOUT IT BRAH

You: WOULDNT MIND RAILIN A CHICK RIGHT FUCKING NOW BRAH

Stranger: SHES ALL MOANING AND SHIT SO LOUD TOO HOUSES ALL ROUND

Stranger: YEAH MAN IM WITH YOU ON THAT OINE

You: ALRIGHT BRAH WELL IM OUTTIE

You: MY GIRL IS CALLIN

You: WE ARE GOING TO THE FUCKING CLUB TONIGHT

You: THEN IM GONNA GET FUCKING LAID AFTER

Stranger: DOPE, MAKE IT EPIC BRAH

You: FIST BUMP ME FOR GOOD LUCK BRAH

You: IM GONNA LOOK SO FUCKING MONEY, MAYBE ILL BRING HOME ANOTHER GIRL

Stranger: AHA THATS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR BRAH, KILL ITT

You: BAM BRAH

Stranger: BAM

You: THATS WHAT IM FUCKING TALKING ABOUT

You: NOW IM FUCKING JUICED

Stranger: NOW GO FUCK SOME SHIT UPPP

You: HELL YEAH

Stranger: YE!

You: LATER BRAH

Stranger: EASY DUDE

You: LOL SHITS GONNA BE SO CASH TONIGHT

You: FUCK YES!!!!!

You have disconnected.

ill just leave this here...

if you have any questions, please direct them to michael tiberius burke.

Zumiez!!!

heres a recap of normal roselle life, 4th of july, and my trip to the dells

local superstar and frequent crack smoker, ted bukowski, is now the subject of national headlines. hope he keeps his cool and gets his life back on track.
core dudes went to a wendys where when you order a jr hamburger, they ask if you want a jr bacon cheeseburger. when one enters the bathroom there, they see a shrine to the best band ever.
burkes long lost cousin decided to order some parts for chicago h-d.
found the glasses melone posted! also austin henke in a nutshell. cod and hd.
you posers need to get this book to get your fucking chi in check.

this is what being drunk must be like. blurry ass army dudes attackin.
i could have sworn jonjonjadig was going to the army but this picture leads me to think hes going to the navy, ifyouknowhatimsayin....
stan getting psyched because moses actually offered him a hot dog.
kamil is the weirdest kid ever. he is going to marry karate girl and burke is going to kill him then take his skin and wear it, just so he can get with karate girl. buffalo burke.

mikey was being so0o0o0o0o0o0 cute on the 4th. he was all quiet all night and kept being fed weed. he even texted melone asking him to "roll a j" when he was like 5 feet away from him.

tommy posted something on facebook about how he reads his old livejournal and gets depressed. this is probably one of those moments.
im onto you kryger.
aaron was killing it on the fourth. from bohemian rhapsody to the classic pussy cup. dude is ALWAYS on point.
still onto you kryger. feeding some sort of cake to local bisexual meloney stoner.

heres a picture of russ i found in the dells. skiing while shooting a sniper rifle.

a beaver is another name for a pussy. this is one hairy beaver that aaron would never cup.

inspiration for austins griptape spraypaint job.

ROSELLE SUCKS